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The Boys Get Even

Have you ever noticed that girls can get away with anything? It seems that if boys do just one little thing, wham! they’re in trouble. But girls can get away with murder!

Last summer at camp, for example, there was a big food fight in the dining hall. Okay, maybe the boys started it, but the girls were throwing chocolate pudding and dinner rolls just like everybody else. But guess who got in trouble?

When we were dragged into the camp office, the camp director, Ms. Jenkins, demanded an explanation. We were all too scared to even talk.

Finally, our counselor Phil said, "I guess boys will be boys."

Ms. Jenkins didn't even crack a smile. Instead, she replied slowly, "Boys should be gentlemen."

That night she made us sweep and mop the whole dining hall. We even had to wash the windows. Those things hadn't been washed in like a hundred years!

As we worked and sweated until midnight, we vowed to get revenge on the girls for sticking us with all the punishment. We would get even.

Our chance came that very next day.

When we woke up in the morning, we got dressed and brushed our teeth.

Then Joey called out to me, "Leroy, are you ready for today?"

"Yeah Joey. I'm as ready as can be," I replied.

When we got to the Mess Hall, we planned out our prank while eating. There was one idea per each person sitting at the table.

Joey thought of the idea that three kids should get into a bear costume together, and make the girls wet their pants.

A lot of boys liked the idea so we decided we should use it if we couldn't do anything better.

We went around the table and came

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