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The Girls Always Win
Have you ever noticed that girls can get away with anything? It seems that if boys do just one little thing, //Wham!// they’re in trouble. But girls can get away with murder.

Last summer at camp, for example, there was a big food fight in the dining hall. Okay, maybe the boys started it, but the girls were throwing chocolate pudding and dinner rolls just like everybody else. But guess who got in trouble.

When we were dragged into the camp office, the camp director, Ms. Jenkins, demanded an explanation. We were all too scared to even talk.

Finally, our counselor Phil said, "I guess boys will be boys."

Ms. Jenkins didn't even crack a smile. Instead she replied slowly, "boys should be gentlemen."

That night she made us sweep and mop the whole dining hall! We even had to wash the windows! Those things hadn't been washed in like a hundred years!

As we worked and sweated until midnight, we vowed to get revenge on the girls for sticking us with all the punishment. We //would// get even!

Our chance came that very next day.

The next day, George came up to me with a great idea!

"Hey Tommy!" he said. "I had an idea on how to get back at the girls. We are going to make them go through what we did. At lunch, I am going to throw something at one of the girls and tell them it was one of the other girls. Then they will get into a food fight!"

"That's a great idea!" I exclaimed

Then I told all of the boys about it and it became our plan.

Lunch came around and I saw George pick up a piece of food.

Then the unthinkable happened.

George threw it but it missed and hit Mark. Mark saw him throw it and thought that he deliberately threw it at him so he threw something back.

After they threw a couple of things back and forth, a food fight started.

Once the food fight was over, the same thing happened that happened yesterday. We had to go to Ms.Jenkins office and have our whole lecture, but Mr. Phil didn't stick up for us. Ms Jenkins had had it with us so she made us clean the dining hall TWO days instead of one.

The girls //always// win.

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