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The Boys Get Even
Have you ever noticed that girls can get away with anything? It seems that if boys do just one little thing, WHAM! They’re in trouble. But girls can get away with murder.

Last summer at camp for example, there was a big food fight in the dining hall. Okay maybe the boys started it, but the girls were throwing chocolate pudding and dinner rolls just like everybody else. But guess who got in trouble?

When we were dragged into the camp office the camp director, Ms. Jenkins, demanded an explanation. We were all too scared to even talk.

Finally, our counselor Phil said, "I guess boys will be boys."

Ms. Jenkins didn't even crack a smile. Instead she replied slowly, "Boys should be gentlemen."

That night she made us sweep and mop the whole dining hall. We even had to wash the windows! Those things hadn't been washed in like a hundred years!

As we worked and sweated until midnight we vowed to get revenge on the girls for sticking us with all the punishment. We //would// get even.

Our chance came that very next day.

The next morning at breakfast all of the boys were trying to figure out how to get the girls back.

"Does anyone have any ideas" asked Rick.

"Lets hurt them!" screamed George

"NO!" we all yelled back. The rest of breakfast we sat there in silence trying to figure out ideas.

That day at lunch nobody had any ideas except for George who said we should cut their arms off. George is prone to violence.

We went all week and no one had an idea. However one Tuesday night when we were all in our bunks it hit me. We should drench them with water!

We had a very simple 3 step plan. 1) Get a cup of water 2) Prop open their door 3) Put the cup on the door. Now when they open the door the whole cup of water will fall on them.

This will be great.

That next morning when the girls left their bunks the entire cup of water fell on them! This made them furious!

At lunch we told them we did that because they got us in trouble with Ms. Jenkins. However that didn't make them any happier. We had smiles on our faces all day.

We said we would get revenge on the girls, and I think we did a great job of that.

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