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Chomp! Chew! Shush! By: Daniela

Have you ever been to a restaurant and heard someone chew so loud that it wanted to make you rip off your ears? We’ve been there some point in our lives. This is a really bad habit that people have these days. There’s no reason why anyone should be chewing like a chupacabra in a public area. Do you hate it when somebody chews as loud as a garbage disposal? I don’t think that people shouldn’t chew loudly.

How many adults chew loudly in the in the world? About 25% of adults chew loudly. I know that doesn’t sound like a lot but 25% is around 280,000,000 people out 7,000,000,000. It’s the thought that counts. How many people do you know that chew incredibly loud?

Once when I was in a restaurant, there was this woman that was chewing extremely loud and obnoxiously. Then I just felt like ripping the food out of the woman’s plate and throwing it into the garbage.

Me :“Do you mind ?”

Mrs.Chew Loud: “Mind what you little nasty?”

Me: “Um, excuse you, you’re the one chewing like a pig ma'am”

Mrs.Chew Loud: “ Well you just need to shut your mouth young lady”

Me: “ Not until you stop chewing like that and making people lose their appetite”

This is a scenario that you will never want to go through. Here is few things that will make you avoid it: Make sure you wrote all of that down to remember.
 * Plug your ears with cotton
 * Try to ignore if possible
 * Try to ask politely so the person won’t think you’re a little devil
 * Go to another restaurant where you won’t be disturbed
 * Don’t throw out the Mr./Mrs.Chew Loud’s food in the trash

Here is another list for the people that chew loud:
 * Try not to chew loud first of all
 * Eat your meals at home
 * Take lessons on how to eat quietly
 * When somebody asks for you to eat quieter just do it
 * Parents must teach children to eat like a normal person

Aha! Parents! They’re the cause of this horrible madness. It’s because they don’t teach their child at a young age to eat appropriately so in public it won’t look like they don’t have any manners when eating. So if you chew loud, some changes need to be made.

I admit that when I was younger I chewed loudly. I learned from my mistakes and made changes. All those people reading this should take my advice and make the world a quieter place. Chewing loudly is the most annoying thing on Earth. Let’s not chew loud in public where other people are enjoying their meals. For other peoples’ sake do not chew loudly when you eat. Like I said before, people shouldn’t chew loudly. As you can see, people who chew loudly is one of my biggest Pet Peeves.

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