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The Boys Get Even
Have you ever noticed that girls can get away with anything? It seems that if we do just one little thing, //wham//! they’re in trouble.But girls can get away with murder!

Last summer, at camp for example, there was a big food fight in the dining hall. Okay, maybe the boys started it, but the girls were throwing chocolate pudding and dinner rolls just like everybody else. But guess who got in trouble.

When we were dragged into the camp office, the camp director, Ms. Jenkins, demanded an explanation. We were all too scared to even talk. Finally, our counselor ,Phil, said, "I guess boys will be boys."

Ms. Jenkins didn't even crack a smile. Instead, she replied slowly, "Boys should be gentlemen."

That night, she made us sweep and mop the whole dining hall. We even had to wash the windows. Those things hadn't been washed in like, a hundred years!

As we worked and sweated until midnight, we vowed to get revenge on the girls for sticking us with all the punishment. We //would// get even.

Our chance came that very next day.

That morning, at breakfast, George came up to me with an amazing idea.

"Hey Phil, I have a great idea on how to get the girls back! I call it 'Shower Time'"

"Okay. Sounds weird, but go on." I say.

"Well, first, we fill up one or two buckets of water. Then, we go to their room while they are in one of their classes and, leaving their door slightly open, balance the buckets on the top of the door. Finally, when they open the door, //SPLASH!//"

We got right to work. After we finished our breakfast, we got the water from the cold lake outside our cabin and even put some fish in it. While the girls were in the spa we put it on their door. Now, we just had to wait.

All we could talk about for the rest of the morning was how bad they were going to get it when Ms.Jenkins find the fishy water in their cabin. Suddenly, we heard a noise. It was the girls! We rushed to our side of the cabin, and left a little crack in the door so we could watch it happen.

But then we all gasped at what we saw. It was Ms.Jenkins! And the girls weren't with her. We were dead meat! Then l had an idea.

"AAAAAAAIIIIIAAA!" I ran into the common room in just my underwear. Ms.Jenkins was so surprised, she just walked out of the cabin, not saying anything. After another 20 minutes of waiting, the girls finally came. Here's the moment of truth. //SPLASH!//

We heard loud screams and then one of the girls shouted, "OMG! This is totes not cool. Whoever had this cray cray idea is gonna get it!"

That summer, was just a huge prank war, and luckily no one ever got caught since then. It might've been from me

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