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The Sag Fad

When did sagging become the new fad?

Every time I go outside, I see a boy sagging. How is showing your boxers cool? I mean girls don’t do it, so why do boys have to? Do they think it looks cool, because it doesn’t? I really don’t want to be outside and then seeing heart boxers! Really people, let’s keep that private.

Sagging used to only happen with some boys, but now I can be in the car, on the plane, or on the sidewalk and at least see one boy sagging. This has become so popular, that my cousin does it. His pants are so low, that they might as well be on the floor! These kids really need a belt. Their pants can’t be that loose! For goodness sake, no one wants to see the pink boxers you got last week.

Just trying to walk sounds like a hassle! I see some kids waddling around like penguins. Think back to the time when you first tried learning to walk. Now double the difficulty! They have to bend down so their pants don’t fall, and just in case if they start to slip, you have to have a free hand to pick them back up.

But it’s useless.

Here are some tips if you are a sagger:


 * Get a belt
 * Use suspenders
 * Get a diaper instead of pants

Why do they need to sag? Does it make them feel better about themselves? Because if they want to show their boxers so badly, then they should just go outside with nothing else on!

I’ve heard that in some states, sagging is illegal. The picture above is the different limits these states can go. A little bit of your boxers showing is fine, but the next two in the picture are bad enough to put you in jail! I know some kids might do it sometimes because they forgot, but all the time is a little crazy. Would you stop sagging or get arrested?

You’ll do the world a favor by not sagging. Pick your pants up, please!


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