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Pool Pee’ers

Since when is it ok to pee in a pool?

A long time ago, people didn’t even pee in the pools. Maybe once here or there is acceptable to some people, but still, it’s not right.

Nowadays, little kids pee anywhere. Pools. Cars. Floors. Themselves. Anywhere they want to that isn’t the right place. And it’s not just the little kids, sometimes it’s even the adults that pee in the pool.

If they’re feeling really relaxed in the pool, and they don’t want to get out to go into the bathroom. So they just think “well, there is chlorine, so it’ll just fizzle out before it touches anybody.” But then as he pee’s, a little girl racing her older sister who swims by him under the water, and I think you know what happens next; all I’ll tell you is that it isn’t good.

Last summer, I saw one of those Mom’s that don’t care what their little kids do. She had a little boy playing in the baby pool. Then that kid walked over to his mom and you wouldn’t believe what they said.

“I gotta pee Momma” whimpered the little boy.

Then she said to him “sure just go over there” and she pointed to the bigger pool next to the baby pool.

Then as the little boy waddled off uncomfortably like a little penguin, I walked over to that mom and said “did you just tell your kid to go pee in a pool?”

“Yeah, but what do you care!” she answered with attitude.

And that’s when I heard the screaming from the bigger pool. That little toddler unleashed a gallon of pee into the pool. All the kids ran out screaming. Would you want for that to happen to you?

After that, I was afraid to go into the pool for a few weeks.

Yeah, it’s your fault Mr. Pee in the Pool.

And you too Ms. Bladder Buster.

It’s your fault that kids these days don’t care if they pee in the pool all over other kids.

Just because sometimes people might not notice if you pee in the pool, a lot of times they will. And you do not want to be the one that pee’ed in the pool.

The pool isn’t a diaper. Hopefully next time it’ll go down the toilet.

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