1207am+The+Boys+Get+Even

That's Girls 100 and boys 0
Have you ever noticed that girls can get away with anything? It seems that if boys do just one little thing, wham! they’re in trouble. But girls can get away with murder!!!!!

Last summer at ,for example, there was a big food fight in the dining hall. Okay, maybe the boys started it, but the girls were throwing chocolate pudding and dinner rolls just like everybody else. But guess who got in trouble?

When we were dragged into the camp office, the camp director, Ms. Jenkins, demanded an explanation. We were all too scared to even talk.

Finally, our counselor Phil said, "I guess boys will be boys."

Ms. Jenkins didn't even crack a smile. Instead, she replied slowly, "Boys should be gentlemen."

That night, she made us sweep and mop the whole dining hall. We even had to wash the windows. Those things hadn't been washed in like a hundred years!

As we worked and sweated until midnight, we vowed to get revenge on the girls for sticking us with all the punishment. We //would// get even.

Our chance came that very next day.

The next morning at 5:30, the boys and I went to a river and collected salamanders to scare and disgust the girls.Some of the salamanders had green and red spots, and the others were bright yellow. They were awesome! By the time we left the river, I had 15 salamanders in my pocket.

When breakfast rolled around, we made sure to serve the girls their breakfast so we had a chance to stick the salamander in their eggs. Allen elbowed me in the stomach and whispered, "Dean,make sure the girls don't see the salamander before they take a bite of their food. Okay?"

" Okay," I replied.

" EWWWWWW!!! "shrieked the girls when they took a bite out of their food.

" What is wrong with you guys !?! " cried Nicole

" Your gross! " screamed Cate

After the girls had their drama show, the boys and I went back to the cabins, and were not expecting to see what we saw. I guess the girls put on a show to distract us while others went to our cabin and tepeed the entire room. I just started laughing because we underestimated the girls. All the teachers started laughing too.

In the end, we obviously got in trouble for the salamanders in food because of the "dangers, and sicknesses" the girls could have gotten from eating a salamander. Yes, you guessed it. The girls got away with another thing.

That's girls 100 boys a big fat 0.


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